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Cosbro Tip #111

Don’t go crying to your mama. Go crying to your brother, because he’ll give you a good ass kicking and to be honest you probably really needed it for one reason or another.

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Cosbro Tip #110

When it’s your little brother’s best friend’s birthday be sure to send them 413 smuppets in congratulations.

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Cosbro Tip #109

Take a deep breath.

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Cosbro Tip #108

Shine bright like a diamond.

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Cosbro Tip #107

If you can impersonate famous people, use your skills wisely, and make them say things like, “Titty Sprinkles.”

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Cosbro Tip #106

When someone tells you, “I love you,” respond with anything but, “G’day.” That’s just a dick move.

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Cosbro Tip #105

If you just got put in the friendzone, take a step back and realize you just used the fucking term “friendzone,” and probably have a lot more problems than you think.

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Cosbro Tip #104

When you can’t sleep at night, stay away from the electronics, they will stimulate you in a way that keeps you awake, instead of tires you out. Instead try reading Cosbro Magazine, you know, the paper kind that we don’t actually put out.

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Cosbro Tip #103

When your little brother makes a new blog use your own blog to promote, like so: This is my little bro’s blog, please follow it so he doesn’t cry like a whiny baby all night.

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Cosbro Tip #102

When looking at presents for your sweetheart look into getting that bitch a smuppet, bitches love smuppets.