Cosbro Tip #83
If you’re running only on two hours of sleep and week old coffee, remember, you’re a beast, and beasts need no sleep. Until they do, then they sleep like the dead.
Cosbro Tip #82
Don’t post on your tumblr for months, you get like, two new followers each month. Oh wait, no, that’s just me.
Cosbro Tip#81
Once you become rich off your puppet exploits be sure to purchase a turn table set for everyone in the household. Doing such is completely necessary for any rich family.
Cosbro Tip #80
When looking for something to brighten up your complexion try applying the blood of your enemies.
Cosbro Tip #79
Stay classy.
Cosbro Tip #78
When you find something while cleaning your house that reminds you of something painful don’t just throw it away, take time to reflect on those memories and realize how much of a BAMF you’ve become because of it. Then throw that shit out the window, who needs that anymore?
Cosbro Tip #77
When you’re looking for ways to switch up your vocabulary go find a thesaurus, those things are all kinds of useful.
Cosbro Tip #76
If people think you’re weird because of something you like, don’t worry about it. You can’t help what you like any more than you can help who your parents are. When people judge you then it’s only because they’re lame.
Cosbro Tip #75
When you’ve just been let down for one reason or another it’s okay to take time to be sad about it, but just pick yourself up ASAP and realize that you can handle it.
Cosbro Tip #74
If you’re looking to impress always make sure to dress your best. Also, it doesn’t hurt to show off a bit with your rap skills and your sweet moves.
