Ask the cutie before you touch the booty.
When asked “Who wears short shorts?” proudly rip away your slacks to reveal hot pants, proudly proclaiming, “I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!” Works every time.
When in doubt, punch whatever is making you doubt yourself in the snout to assert dominance.
If you love someone let them go, but remind them, that you totally rock so they should probably come back. If that doesn’t work, sob into your bag of cheetos, you lonely fuck.
If you see an evil witch, puncha her buns. Or you know, drop a house on her, that tends to work too.
When you find a crowd to be unresponsive simply break out into fiesta mode, with a pinata and everything. If you don’t have a pinata on hand at all times then shame on you. Shame. On. You.
When asked what you want, respond, “I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want.”