Just a friendly reminder that you know, you can ask us shit and submit things. Come on guys, we really need more than we got here
If you’re running only on two hours of sleep and week old coffee, remember, you’re a beast, and beasts need no sleep. Until they do, then they sleep like the dead.
Don’t post on your tumblr for months, you get like, two new followers each month. Oh wait, no, that’s just me.
Once you become rich off your puppet exploits be sure to purchase a turn table set for everyone in the household. Doing such is completely necessary for any rich family.
What the fuck?
We here at Cosbro are pleased as fucking punch to see new people signing up for the full Cosbro experience, but after just giving a statement about how this blog will just be a cluster fuck of tips and things, we’re quite confused. Well, at least, we were. Then we realized, of course you would follow Cosbro Magazine. Why, anyone would. Even your grandmother, because honestly, who DOESN’T want to be a bro?
When looking for something to brighten up your complexion try applying the blood of your enemies.
Hi there few devoted followers. We here at Cosbro would like to apologize, but not really. Because we’ve realized that running a magazine blog is hard, it’s hard and nobody understands. Nobody. So, we’re going to do this. For the few that care, we are actually sorry, for those who left us well that’s a choice. For everyone else, follow don’t follow, it’s up to you. However, we have a new game plan. Post whenever we feel like it, and you know, maybe if we get popular enough we’ll try to be more regular. However, don’t expect that either. All asks, not that we get any, will be answered right away, but don’t count on us for regular tips and updates. We’ll get to it when we get to it. Real life is happening, and we can’t avoid it, and neither can you.
Hey there. We at Cosbro just wanted you to know that we’re going out of town for a little bit and taking the nerd with us as a safety precaution. So what does this mean? Well, we will be unable to post tomorrow, friday, saturday and sunday but your posts will return to you, monday, so until then, stay classy.
When you find something while cleaning your house that reminds you of something painful don’t just throw it away, take time to reflect on those memories and realize how much of a BAMF you’ve become because of it. Then throw that shit out the window, who needs that anymore?