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Cosbro Tip #116

If you have wibbly wobbly timey wimey powers, DON’T FUCK IT UP. Here’s looking at you bro.

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Cosbro Tip #115

If your friend comes out to you about something important like their sexual or romantic preferences? And you need a minute to process it, let them know. Leaving them hanging without a response is just a shitty thing to do.

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Cosbro Tip #114

Upon gaining access to the booty be sure to thank the cutie.

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Cosbro Tip #113

When your partner gets mad at you offer apologies in the form of a smuppet belt buckle. Everyone wants a smuppet belt buckle.

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Cosbro Tip #112

When you see a fine piece of ass, respect it. That’s not just a fine piece of ass, that’s a person with thoughts and feelings like your own. Basically, don’t be an inconsiderate douche-waffle.

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Cosbro Tip #111

Don’t go crying to your mama. Go crying to your brother, because he’ll give you a good ass kicking and to be honest you probably really needed it for one reason or another.

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Cosbro Tip #110

When it’s your little brother’s best friend’s birthday be sure to send them 413 smuppets in congratulations.

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Who’s it gonna be, who’s going to be follower 150? Who’s gonna be our Mewtwo?

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Cosbro Tip #109

Take a deep breath.

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Cosbro Tip #108

Shine bright like a diamond.