Cosbro Magazine

Dudes and Dudettes

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:46:58 -0400

Just a friendly reminder that you know, you can ask us shit and submit things. Come on guys, we really need more than we got here

Cosbro Tip #83

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:44:29 -0400

If you’re running only on two hours of sleep and week old coffee, remember, you’re a beast, and beasts need no sleep. Until they do, then they sleep like the dead.

Cosbro Tip #82

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 04:46:00 -0400

Don’t post on your tumblr for months, you get like, two new followers each month. Oh wait, no, that’s just me.

Cosbro Tip#81

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:45:59 -0500

Once you become rich off your puppet exploits be sure to purchase a turn table set for everyone in the household. Doing such is completely necessary for any rich family.

Dear New Followers,

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 17:34:14 -0500

What the fuck?

We here at Cosbro are pleased as fucking punch to see new people signing up for the full Cosbro experience, but after just giving a statement about how this blog will just be a cluster fuck of tips and things, we’re quite confused. Well, at least, we were. Then we realized, of course you would follow Cosbro Magazine. Why, anyone would. Even your grandmother, because honestly, who DOESN’T want to be a bro?

Cosbro Tip #80

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 20:33:24 -0500

When looking for something to brighten up your complexion try applying the blood of your enemies.

Cosbro Tip #79

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:32:14 -0500

Stay classy.

Official Apology But Not Really

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:28:13 -0500

Hi there few devoted followers. We here at Cosbro would like to apologize, but not really. Because we’ve realized that running a magazine blog is hard, it’s hard and nobody understands. Nobody. So, we’re going to do this. For the few that care, we are actually sorry, for those who left us well that’s a choice. For everyone else, follow don’t follow, it’s up to you. However, we have a new game plan. Post whenever we feel like it, and you know, maybe if we get popular enough we’ll try to be more regular. However, don’t expect that either. All asks, not that we get any, will be answered right away, but don’t count on us for regular tips and updates. We’ll get to it when we get to it. Real life is happening, and we can’t avoid it, and neither can you.

Cosbro Report!

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 20:29:53 -0400

Hey there. We at Cosbro just wanted you to know that we’re going out of town for a little bit and taking the nerd with us as a safety precaution. So what does this mean? Well, we will be unable to post tomorrow, friday, saturday and sunday but your posts will return to you, monday, so until then, stay classy.

Cosbro Tip #78

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 18:02:17 -0400

When you find something while cleaning your house that reminds you of something painful don’t just throw it away, take time to reflect on those memories and realize how much of a BAMF you’ve become because of it. Then throw that shit out the window, who needs that anymore?

Cosbro Tip #77

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 11:45:56 -0400

When you’re looking for ways to switch up your vocabulary go find a thesaurus, those things are all kinds of useful.

Cosbro Tip #76

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 05:58:08 -0400

If people think you’re weird because of something you like, don’t worry about it. You can’t help what you like any more than you can help who your parents are. When people judge you then it’s only because they’re lame.

Cosbro Tip #75

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 19:23:46 -0400

When you’ve just been let down for one reason or another it’s okay to take time to be sad about it, but just pick yourself up ASAP and realize that you can handle it.

Cosbro Tip #74

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:48:23 -0400

If you’re looking to impress always make sure to dress your best. Also, it doesn’t hurt to show off a bit with your rap skills and your sweet moves.

Cosbro Tip #73

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 05:43:15 -0400

If you find an unopened bottle of apple juice in your closet do not drink it, it’s probably just monster piss. This is another reason as to why orange juice is vastly superior.

Cosbro Tip #72

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:54:02 -0400

When trying to convince your boss that you were indeed sword fighting with Spiderman fails, remind them that you gotta little bro to feed. The guilt trip works every time.

Cosbro Tip #71

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:59:03 -0400

If you wake up and realize you’re late for work call in and explain you were sword fighting with Spiderman, it will resolve everything.

Cosbro Tip #70

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 05:38:54 -0400

If you have a song stuck in your head don’t worry, just think of how you can use that to your advantage, like when you want to annoy your little brother.

Cosbro Tip #69

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 18:01:11 -0400

If you’re looking for a new way to make things exciting with your current “lover” try role play. If you don’t know how to do that then ask this girl here. She’ll help you for sure.

Cosbro Tip #68

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 11:48:45 -0400

If you’re ever offered a chance to win free shit take it, even if that free shit is just something on the internet hey it’s free.