If you have wibbly wobbly timey wimey powers, DON’T FUCK IT UP. Here’s looking at you bro.
If your friend comes out to you about something important like their sexual or romantic preferences? And you need a minute to process it, let them know. Leaving them hanging without a response is just a shitty thing to do.
Anonymous said: hey auntie bro, do you have any tips on how to keep it wild and fun in the bedroom for ace people? we dont wanna touch weiners
Well, if you want to have a rocking time rocking the bed without getting some head I’m going to have to suggest tickle fights.
Upon gaining access to the booty be sure to thank the cutie.
When your partner gets mad at you offer apologies in the form of a smuppet belt buckle. Everyone wants a smuppet belt buckle.
When you see a fine piece of ass, respect it. That’s not just a fine piece of ass, that’s a person with thoughts and feelings like your own. Basically, don’t be an inconsiderate douche-waffle.
Don’t go crying to your mama. Go crying to your brother, because he’ll give you a good ass kicking and to be honest you probably really needed it for one reason or another.
When it’s your little brother’s best friend’s birthday be sure to send them 413 smuppets in congratulations.
Who’s it gonna be, who’s going to be follower 150? Who’s gonna be our Mewtwo?
Take a deep breath.