Ask the cutie before you touch the booty.
Anonymous asked: TRICK OR TREAT MY BITCH
Here’s a treat.
Some slippers just for you.
When asked “Who wears short shorts?” proudly rip away your slacks to reveal hot pants, proudly proclaiming, “I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!!” Works every time.
Anonymous asked: cosbro, i'm in love with your little brother! will you tell him that he has a secret admirer?
Aight, so, I’ma be straight with you here. My brother is kind of a lameass, so, I’ll tell him, but know that he might not belieaklfhakhds
okay first off dont listen to my bro hes like a total butt second off you should totally come off anon and chat me up some time when im not getting my ass beat for taking over my brothers blog
Anonymous asked: Thank you, Auntie Bro. You're my hero. c: ~AA
Anything for my avid readers.
Anonymous asked: Auntie Bro, I have friends who, on a daily basis, make jokes about my fear. Granted, it's a fear of spiders, but I'm 98% certain to have a really bad allergy(my dad and sister do, I'm not letting one bite me to figure out if I do or not) to spiders, live in an area where brown recluse and black widows have babies, and the spiders can be the size of my fist. It isn't funny, and I've told them repeatedly and they still do it. I don't know what to do anymore, Auntie Bro! Thanks, Alone Arachnaphobe.
I’m going to be honest here, if they keep being a douche canoe then they aren’t really a friend. They’re just bullying you. Spiders are nasty fuckers who will rip out your soul, given the chance, so you have good reason to fear them. I say, punch your so called friend in the solar plexus and then tell them that them laughing at you over a fear is just as hurtful as you punching them in the solar plexus.
When in doubt, punch whatever is making you doubt yourself in the snout to assert dominance.
Always remember, you are one kawaii motherfucker.
If you love someone let them go, but remind them, that you totally rock so they should probably come back. If that doesn’t work, sob into your bag of cheetos, you lonely fuck.
askmariethesexycat asked: Bro~ Do you think any boys would want to squish Mama's large tits to win my heart?
All the boys would want that. All of them.